It’s true. My shoes stink, but not in the way you might think.
I bought some black dress shoes about a year ago. I didn’t pay very much for them, but I thought they looked cool. I supposed that the gasoline-like* smell from the soles would eventually wear off, and Keri made me keep them in the garage at night for a couple of weeks when I first bought them. Well, they still stink.
Good thing I hardly ever have to wear the things – only for weddings and funerals, but that also means I’ll probably have them for a long time too.
* It’s not exactly the smell of gasoline, but that’s the easiest way to describe it. The most accurate way I can describe it is to say that they smell like the inside of the discount tool store, Harbor Freight.