My Stinky Shoes

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It’s true.  My shoes stink, but not in the way you might think.

I bought some black dress shoes about a year ago.  I didn’t pay very much for them, but I thought they looked cool.  I supposed that the gasoline-like* smell from the soles would eventually wear off, and Keri made me keep them in the garage at night for a couple of weeks when I first bought them.  Well, they still stink.

Good thing I hardly ever have to wear the things – only for weddings and funerals, but that also means I’ll probably have them for a long time too.

* It’s not exactly the smell of gasoline, but that’s the easiest way to describe it.  The most accurate way I can describe it is to say that they smell like the inside of the discount tool store, Harbor Freight.

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