I believe in a spiritual realm that is beyond our normal capacity to see – the existence of both angels and demons, but that’s not what I want to write about today. What I want to write about is a different kind of evil oppression: toe oppression. You see, I can’t stand to have any extra weight on my feet when I’m trying to sleep.
It’s a weird thing, but I cannot sleep in a bed that has tightly tucked sheets or with a heavy blanket on top of my feet. It makes me crazy. Worse than fingernails on a chalkboard.
My sweet wife, on the other hand, doesn’t mind having an extra blanket at the bottom of the bed, a practice I now refer to as evil oppression. Since she doesn’t relate, she thinks it’s funny to bother me in this way.
The bad thing is that I normally sleep on my stomach. That means I have to hang my feet off the bottom off the bed to keep my toes from being mushed.
Is there anyone else out there that has this same problem? Any helpful advice?